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Why did the desi chicken cross the road ?
A desi twist to the whole chicken crossing episode. Feel free to add your own famous personalities and their comments.
Bal Thackeray : More than 20 million illegal Bangladeshi immigrants cross into India and nobody bats an eyelid. I DO NOT know why the chicken crossed the road!
Raj Thackeray : The chicken is a North Indian and has not only crossed the road, but crossed into another state. We hope the Bachchan family and other north Indians will follow suit.
Lal Krishna Advani : The chicken could be headed for the other side of the border to train in terrorist training camps and could return at a later date. The chicken crossing over is a serious security lapse.The current government should resign!
Manmohan Singh : I'll have to ask Soniaji first...
Rahul Gandhi : I'll have to ask Mummy first
Sonia Gandhi : The chicken is member of the minority community. The chicken crossing proves that the minorities are being constantly harrassed and have been gripped by a fear psychosis. The Congress has historically sided with the minorities.
Amar Singh : The chicken being a member of the minority community has our complete support and can contest the next elections on a Samajwadi Party ticket.
Narendra Modi : The chicken is welcome to Gujarat. Even after the recent blasts there were no riots in Gujarat. Also, most gujaratis being vegetarian there is a very small chance that the chicken will end up in someone's dinner (unlike, say, Punjab for example)
Dr Zakir Naik : Let me draw a parallel between our brother the chicken, and a person who knows the truth, but hides, denies, or covers the truth and crosses to the other side. Such a person is an example of a kafir. Next question please, we are running out of time!
Karan Johar : The chicken has joined me and Shah Rukh on the 'other' side. The chicken even walks like me!
Salman Khan : I did not run over the chicken while it was crossing. I was not drunk. I was not driving.
BCCI : If the chicken intends to cross over and play in the ICL, it should bear in mind the consequences.
Ravi Shastri : The chicken which has a great home record now has a chance to improve on it's record away from home.
A shattered Inzamam-ul-Haq : We now have one chicken less to eat. Inshallah chicken laut aayega.
Harbhajan Singh : Pata nahi yaar. I'm tired of these controversies. Let me concentrate on my bowling.
Andrew Symonds : Harbhajan Singh racially abused the chicken. So it crossed.
Sreesanth : As long as people like Bhajji are around every chicken will live with fear in it's heart.
Ricky Ponting : We want a comprehensive review of the security situation. I think the tour should be called off.
And finally .....
An unnamed Bwt Mod : Why do you people waste your time with such issues? This has been going around the internet for years. Have you even bothered to verify the source? Have you seen any video proof? The story is a complete hoax. No chicken would set foot on any road anywhere in India where you have a million hungry mouths to feed. Someone would eat the chicken live even before it would think of crossing! Download and read the books in my signature. You'll get a complete picture about the arrival and evolution of the first chicken. You will also get an answer to the eternal question : Which came first, the chicken or the egg ?
:Amazing: :confused: yeh desi chicken to bahoot chalak Nikli.. 
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